OMG my brain asplodes!
Posted by Neil Brimelow | Filed under General
I just read a 114 page heaven vs. hell screenplay on Triggerstreet which made me feel a whole lot better about my abilities. Here is an excerpt from the dialogue from one of the characters at the end of the movie showdown. Keep in mind that this is supposed to be a serious script.
Daemon
When I defeat you. I will make
you my slave. I will feast on
your skin. I will wear your
heart like a trophy. And oh
little Annemarie, I will find
her and feed her to the demons.
They will have their way with
her for an eternity. She will be
the demon whore.
and here is an excerpt from the pilot of the cartoon “Korgoth of Barbaria” a comedy.
Ponytail Warrior
You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe… and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainbow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its…
You get the picture.
Here is the scene from Korgoth so you can see how long exposition by the villain simply does not work anyone except in comedy. (NSFW!)
http://tinyurl.com/rrcc5